Deep in the Heart of Texas
Published on Jun 18th, 2008 in Life with 10 Comments »
I’m back from the great state of Texas; my visit with family was long overdo and enjoyable.
One of my goals during the vacation was to maintain an exercise schedule, and honestly that was a challenge! I focused more on isometric/strength training exercises in the privacy of the guest bedroom (with the door closed, mind you).
Also, this born and bred Northern girl had the gumption to go for a walk outside in the afternoon… in the sun… in HOUSTON! The crazy thing was I walked for over a half hour, but that was mainly because I couldn’t remember exactly how to get back to the house - echem! SO! Needless to say, I returned, red-faced, sweaty, and in need of lots of water. What’s crazy is I really enjoyed my walk! (Too much heat affecting the brain, I suppose.)
I did have the opportunity to visit a 24-Hour Fitness Center, which was great! I was able to get in with a guest pass from my mother-in-law (see, they’re not all bad!)
I had an excellent cardio workout and weight training session, and I loved it! That felt pretty darn good!
Now it’s true that when families get together, “interesting” things are bound to be said. And here are a few that I overheard and would like to share with you…
My husband to one of the family:
“I don’t eat mayonnaise. I’ve enjoyed my life without it, so I don’t feel I need to start eating it now.”
When I overheard this, I paused a moment. What he said stuck with me because I thought of it in terms of sugar. I want to get to the point where I can truly say, “I don’t need sugar to enjoy life! I don’t need to eat it!”
Two friends of my sister-in-law during her high school graduation party. The two teenagers, a guy and girl, were rummaging through the kitchen in search of a snack. The guy decided on a bowl of strawberries. Upon learning of his choice, the girl stated,
“Strawberries?! That’s not real food!”
I was sorely tempted to ask her, “What IS real food, then? A greasy cheeseburger and chips?” (but I remained polite and kept my mouth shut.)
Two guys - again from the graduation party:
Guy 1: “You hear about the tomatoes and salmonella?”
Guy 2: “Dude, what’s salmonella?”
I laughed out loud at this, but I was in a different room, so no egos were damaged during the outburst.
And the one that got the best laugh out of all the family members was from my 6-year old nephew explaining why Aunt Susan didn’t want to go outside and have a water gun fight:
“She’s afraid of water. Cause if she gets wet she’ll melt.”
The response was an explosion of laughter and a certain aunt who was regretting telling a precocious boy those very words earlier in the day.
Be careful what you say to children because they WILL repeat it! ![]()
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